Thursday, July 7, 2011

Picture of the Day: Lindsay Lohan in Italian Vanity Fair

Bag. Of. Bones.

Here's some of her interview:

She‘s a good actress: “I want to be an actress and I’m good. You learn from your mistakes, right?”
On jail: “Unless you’re a killer, I don’t see a reason to stay there. I never hurt anyone but myself.”
But she’s promising to get back on track and return to work in the fall. She told the magazine: “In October, I’ll begin work. I hope to spend next year on set.”

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Today's Birfday: Tia & Tamera Mowry (33)

I know, I felt the same way about 'Sister, Sister'.

Odds N' Ends

The evolution of the RiRi (Alien Princess) (Buzznet)

If you look closely, you can see Satan pouring the Cristal (TMZ)

Heidi Klum looks perty (GoFugYourself)

Zacquisha Efron is looking older, which makes me feel more secure that Chris Hanson won't be asking me to "Have a sit" anytime too soon for looking at his glittery Disney nips. Get it, gurl. (DListed)

Really never thought I'd see the day where I could confuse Alex Borstein with Sinead O'Connor (TMZ)

Tiger Blood will gather with the Juggalos (The Superficial)

Celebs, then and now (Buzznet)

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Lilo Is 25 And On The Loose!

If you live in the Malibu area, and you noticed last night that your special formulated Ginge-Bronze, home-made hair extensions (cropped from your favorite Repunzel Barbie, thankyouverymuch), and your Sharon Stone-'Basic Instinct' crotch shot dress were missing, then I think you've found your culprit.

Yes, Lindsay Lohan has turned 25 and celebrated at Geoffrey's Restaurant in Malibu last night. It's been a wild ride Lilo; don'chu go changin', pussycat.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Smug Tiger Is Back

Yes, I'm aware that this piece of glittery kaka blog has been absent for a bit, but my ass has been busy moving cross country. So as goes this chill ass lemur's motto, Calm Down Bro.

P.S. George Michael loves you... and rope. Enjoy this wonderful song that has been stuck in my head for the last 10 hours. I would love some feedback on analyzing this music video.