Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Hello, Zack Morris Phone? Mark-Paul Gosselaar Is Back On The Market?

Yes, I know, divorce is never good news, but I also know of several lonely women in their 20's who will be sipping on Oil-Spill-tini's (I'm officially a terrible person) tonight, while they rehearse their dream wedding with their life-sized Zack Morris cardboard cut-out for their guests of honor (several cats). No judgment.

The 37-year-old actor's divorce from wife since 1996, Lisa Ann Russell, has been finalized today. Gosselaar filed for the big D last summer on the grounds of "dissolution of marriage". The couple has two children together and has worked out a private agreement for custody and spousal support, according to TMZ.

FREEZE. Do you think that maybe there's the slightest possibility that they decided to stay friends and then slow danced to a Michael Bolton song after they decided to call it quits? I mean, how powerful would that have been?
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