Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Travolta Helped Kirstie Alley With Her Dancing, Oh Ma Gahd!


As you know, Kirstie Alley is on 'Dancing with the Stars' this season, and though she has been plateauing a bit lately, surprised everyone with  her abilities to bust a move. Well, it turns out that Edna Turnblad herself may be responsible (kind of).
After having two rough weeks on the show, Kirstie called in friend/fellow peni--I mean Xenu lover/former co-star, John Travolta for some some assistance on the dance floor.
Though Ke$ha's blood brother has his fair share of dance experience ('Saturday Night Fever', 'Grease', even 'Pulp Fiction', etc.), Kirstie only scored a 23/30 (only one point higher than the previous week).

Though I secretly adore her, and am always impressed with her weight loss, I can't help but think that the only thing that could cheer Kirstie (and myself) up right now is some fettucini... FETTUCINI!!!!