Monday, April 18, 2011

This Is Really Happening

BACONALIA 2011! (aka the trick who will be taking my spot in my boyfriend's bed for the next month). Denny's will be celebrating good 'ol grease fried pig meat with an entire menu of bacon-y meals and even this concoction above.

I'm not really into bacon, but I checked the Denny's website and the first sentence I spotted was 'Bacon is Magical". Shit. They're bringing out the big guns. The 'M' word?! When you bust that one out I immediately think about riding a glorious unicorn through a glittery forest while sipping on a bacon and rum milkshake.

Ugh. I guess it's better to be in cute company than to have no company at all: