Saturday, April 16, 2011

Shocker of the Day: Kim Kardashian Wears Spanx! :::Gasp:::

I know we're all spilling our pre-supper cocktails and putting our hands on our chests while saying, "Goodness, gracious, Oh my!" (in a refined Southern accent, of course).

Yeah, I'm not either (about the reaction part, not the cocktail). Let's face facts, with curves comes responsibility: The responsibility of good undergarments. While I'm all about keeping your shit in check (especially in a tad undersized red number), you better make sure your armor isn't bordering Cycling-Shorts. Or maybe she's onto something??

HAWT. Ok, I can't with this either.