Sunday, April 17, 2011

Champion Of The Day!


Here's the headline that accompanied this pic: Florida Woman Pulled Over Ignores Cops So She Can Complete Her Drive-Thru Oder At McDonalds (via NY Daily News).

Hell to the YES. It all started out as a routine traffic stop for Roberta Spen, 64, when a cop tried to pull her over for having a faulty break light. Girlfriend wasn't about to let that rain on her McDouble Party; she sped into the drive thru, and the police officer pulled in behind her and got out of his flashing patrol car. The cop ordered Span out of her car, but the Hamburglar's future wife ignored the officer and completed her lunch order, paid the bill, and left the parking lot with her meal.

After flicking on his police lights again, Police Officer Vassell pulled over Spen outside the McDonald's.

"She rolled her window down one inch and said she was not speeding and she would not roll her window down," Vassell reported. Spen also refused to hand over her driver's license and other car records - and then sped away. After this, other cops joined the chase, and were able to catch the burger bandit at a red light at which they had to to smash her driver's side window AND PULL THAT BITCH OUT. That's some extreme dedication to greasy ambrosia.
Spen, who had no criminal record, was charged with fleeing and eluding arrest, resisting arrest without violence and driving with defective equipment.

She was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, authorities said (unless you shoot up Chicken Paste). It's unclear how much of her meal Roberta was able to eat before her arrest, but it's obvious who posted her bail: